COLOGNE, GERMANY—A bittersweet Sunday night for both EG Raidcall and their fans, following a brisk 49 minute victory over underdogs Lemondogs. Many analysts are wondering if the once top-tier EG squad is losing their edge, only able to squeeze out 49 minutes of tantric-like masturbatory farming. "We had another 30 to 40 minutes of farming in us," explained the team's jungler Snoopeh "but their buildings just seemed to sort of fall over out of their own will". EG has continually struggled to adapt their strategies to Season 3 of Riot's League of Legends Championship Series, leaving fan's allegiances wavering. One anonymous fan expressed his dismay, "I usually prepare and bake a large victory turkey to celebrate EG victories, but these days I'm having to start it 15 to 20 minutes before the picking phase even begins." EG will thankfully have some time to tinker with new stalling strategies, as their next match is delayed until the Major League Gaming weekend on the 29th.
I feel like they are just more conservative personalities (like myself). They take change hard and don't adapt as fast. Probably as individuals they have long gone past the S3 changes and accommodated to them, but as a team it's still hard for them, it seems. I do, however, have full support for them and i'm sure they will be back to their top-level game and winning ways.
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ReplyDeleteSANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA - Following another flurry of roster changes by the original League of Legends competitive team, sources report that the elaborate cup-and-ball game perpetrated by the oldest professional League of Legends organization has successfully fooled their fans into believing that the team has a realistic chance of performing at a major event at some point in the future. Former Top-laner HotshotGG stated that “It had become clear that there were some obvious communication issues between myself and the benched players.” Even though the team has not posted a win in a major event in 22 months, apparently hypnotized fans were reported as making statements such as “We’re the greatest; everyone else is trash” and “Season 3 finals are money in the bank.” New team member and top-laner Nientonsoh, having never played top lane in his entire life, asserted that he believes that “[…] the team’s potential has great potential to be great.” A source I believed I could trust until this latest wave of indoctrination, which I will not identify here so as to protect his identity, even went so far to as to say “I’m going to do another CLG house tour to showcase the new team.”
Well done. GG.
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Why would you think that?
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