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Summoner Wishes Grandmother's Cancer Were Killing Teemo Instead

Monday, August 12, 2013



JACKSONVILLE, FL—Billy Johnston, a local 14 year old Platinum V summoner, was baffled this Saturday as his family refused to laugh at his hilarious quip that he wished his grandmothers cancer were instead slowly eating away Teemo. Billy describe himself as a bit of a class clown on internet site Reddit, citing his thousands of karma points are proof of his humor. "This would have been at least 30 or 40 upvotes," explained a confused Billy. He attempted to explain the joke by placing his Teemo hat on his grandmother, currently in critical condition as her long treated lung cancer finally turns her very body against her. "PhantomLord would understand," he pouted, before angrily storming out of the room.


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